Heck if I know! I do know that at any given moment, I have at least four ideas going in my head at the same time! Most of my ideas are not even related either. If you need a mental picture, it looks like a circus juggler who keeps throwing more and more red balls … Continue reading What Women Are Really Thinking About
When I was growing up, I used to hear about all my friends’ moms that cooked for the family at dinner time. This was a completely foreign concept for me because my mother rarely cooked. We used to joke that my mom was “allergic” to cooking, or at least that was what she said. My … Continue reading Who Said That Women Have to Do All of the Cooking?
1. First and foremost. Never load another women's dishwasher in the South. I mean never. If you do it anyway, we will graciously thank you. It is appropriate to stack dishes in the sink and on the counters. I realize you are trying to help, but this ain’t it. If you try to load my … Continue reading Some Things You Need to Know About Southern Women
Definitions for content purposes: Urban Dictionary definition for “Dip-Shit” – “A despised person, a moron, an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.” Merriam-Webster definition for “Dip-Shit” – “Usually vulgar: a stupid or incompetent person.” If you have to ask this question, then the answer is likely “no”. When you … Continue reading Do Not Ask a Southern Woman, “do you/don’t you remember me?”
We just have creative methods for not reveling the entire truth. This can be a real challenge at times. Southern women are trained to maintain our manners at social events and occasions. I remember when I was young and my parents would go to lots of parties and get togethers. In true Southern fashion, my … Continue reading Southern Women Do Not Lie